Wednesday, November 14, 2007
sleepless nights, i think of you // 1:55 PM
Got on bed at around 11 yesterday?
And only feel asleep at around 2+am..
Woke up at 8am. And lie on bed till 1+..
Urgh, count yourself, how long have i been lying on the bed?!
And i only get to sleep for less than 6hours.
My sis came in to sleep at 2am.
So i asked her, what do you do when you can't sleep?
She told me her solution:
"think of a number, or think of something. Don't keep thinking of this, thinking of that. Concentrate on one number or one thing. Then it will calm yourself down, then you'll fall asleep."Maybe that was a good idea. Maybe i was really thinking of this, thinking of that.
I thought of my rabbit... sighs. T_TI thought of Mr.Dino.I thought of him.I thought of her.I thought of sooooo many things.And i guess that's why i can't sleep.?
Then my sis told me jokes.
Gosh, so the lame!#1
Qn:
Why did the Irish man go to the rooftop?Ans:
Because the bartender said, "beer's on the house!".#2
Qn:
There's mad woman on the plane and she threw the toilet bowl out of the plane. Why?Ans:
Because she's a mad woman.Qn:
An elephant was crossing the road, and a car was driving towards it. But the car managed to stop before it hit the elephant. But how come the elephant still died?Ans:
The toilet bowl hit it.#3
Qn:
There was a cup and a glass wanting to cross the road. An old man tell them not to, because they will get killed by car. But the glass still cross the road, and in the end he got knocked down by a car. Why does the glass still cross the road?Ans:
Glass don't have ear. Cup got ear (handle).Then my sis told me, got
people say because the cup got handle, the old man hold onto the handle, that's why the cup cannot cross. The glass no handle for the old man to hold on to, so it cross the road. Then
another person say because the glass is transparent, so the old man only told the cup. (but take note, is transparent, not invisible. lol). Then
another person say it's because the cup uses it's handle and push the glass onto the road.#4
*this is in chinese*(know about the 5 elements? Jin, Mu, Shui, Huo, Tu.)Qn:
One day, Jin, Mu, Shui and Huo sat down to play majong. Who kept winning?Ans:
Shui. Because shui hu (water bottle).Get it? hahaha. Must think abit then can get it.
